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Boil-water order

So this past Sat­ur­day we’re doing some clean­ing. It’s the last warm day of the fall, prob­a­bly (almost 25C, I’d war­rant — Swan Riv­er, three-ish hours north of here, was the hot spot in Cana­da that day), and so we’re wash­ing win­dows, hang­ing laun­dry on the line, that sort of thing. I went up and down the lad­der a dozen or so times, clean­ing the gutters.

My wife calls to me: “I need you inside, some­thing’s leaking.”

I think, Oh crap.

Our hot-water tank has sprung a leak.

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I call around to some folks. First my dad, who’s not home. Then my broth­er-in-law in Win­nipeg, on the off chance he’s got some least expe­ri­ence with this sort of thing. “Blind pan­ic,” he advis­es. “Then maybe call a 24-hour plumber.”

I call the plumber. I have an elec­tric tank all ready to go, to replace the holed gas one. “$300,” he tells me. “Plus $92.50 for week­end pre­mi­um.” Even though I’ve got the new tank in the house already. “Plus you’ll need an elec­tri­cian to wire it to your panel.”

I’ll, uh, get back to you,” I say.

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Because, see, here’s the thing — we are in the endgame of installing geot­her­mal heat, and part of the sys­tem is a pre-heat cycle for the hot-water tank. So we were going to have the elec­tric tank installed by the geot­her­mal guys, and use the gas tank as a hold­ing tank for the pre-heat­ed water. The new plan, of course, is to use just one tank, the elec­tric one. Some­time this week, it should all be done. All hooked up, ready to draw heat from the pipes buried in my yard, pipes that go down 100 feet vertically.

Long sto­ry short, if you come to my house in the next few days, don’t expect a hot show­er. The best I can do is boil water for your bath.

Another start

Not sure where this is going, but here’s what I wrote tonight:

Once I Was You

Every time your heart beats, a ghost spins off. Invis­i­ble, a per­fect copy of your state of mind, he or she ascends, ris­ing into the dark of the eter­nal night, bound for the edge of time and the unimag­in­able con­flict that will inevitably arise there, some­day, between entropy and hope.

Some­times one comes back.

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Someone–some arti­san, some dreamer–had reshaped the Whip­tail neb­u­la. Stel­lar nurs­eries had been torn apart, pro­to­stars thrown free, scat­tered like pearls skit­ter­ing across a floor from a snapped neck­lace. Dust lanes had been thread­ed and braid­ed into skeins like hair. Two tiny blue stars, sure­ly arti­fi­cial­ly induced, sat in posi­tions of unsta­ble grav­i­ta­tion­al equipo­ten­tial. Twin red stars pulsed fur­ther down, vari­ables that scaled up and down the bright­ness scale on a peri­od of less than an hour. 

Con­tin­ue read­ing “Anoth­er start”

Standing on guard

W00t! It’s back!

Cana­di­an World Dom­i­na­tion has returned! Here I thought I was going to have to go trawl the way­back machine’s Inter­net archives, but some­one’s res­ur­rect­ed the site for me.

Some gems:

I’ll leave you with a piece of Cana­di­an music, one that’s been stuck in my head for a cou­ple days now, so it might as well be stuck in yours too.

Locked in the Trunk of a Car

And while I’m post­ing videos from the Trag­i­cal­ly Hip, here’s one of my favourites:

At the Hun­dredth Meridian

Jenny, who is a dog

So a while ago I wrote two episodes in a semi-con­tin­u­ing series on ficlets, and tonight I wrote the third. The sto­ry is far from over — in fact, in all can­dor, I have no idea where it’ll wind up — but it’s been fun to write it so far.

Here it is, to date.

Jenny, who is a dog

Part 1

Jen­ny, who is a dog, came into the liv­ing room, sat down on the floor, and spoke. “What supper?” she said, tail thump­ing on the hardwood.

I stared at her. “Beg pardon?” I was shocked enough that I actu­al­ly respond­ed. To a dog. You see the state of mind I was in?

“Supper. Food. What?”

“Uh – ” I’d been mak­ing my own dog food, these days. Jen­ny was old, and store-brand food wasn’t doing her any favours. “Liver and rice, for you,” I said. “I think piz­za for me.”

“Good. Liv­er good,” she said, and trot­ted off to the din­ing room.
Con­tin­ue read­ing “Jen­ny, who is a dog”

Today

Today my alarm did­n’t ring, then at lunch I made a $20,000 phone call. Then tonight I helped a friend load a mov­ing truck from 6:30PM till 11:00 PM. Now I’m going to have a show­er and dis­ap­pear into my bed.

How was your day?

In the hall of the awesome king

I don’t know much about clas­si­cal music, but I know what I like. I’ve always liked “In the Hall of the Moun­tain King”*.

Last night, I was dri­ving home after see­ing Want­ed**, I heard “In the Hall” on the radio. Then it switched to this:

It was awe­some. Thanks, Randy Bach­man! You made my night.

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* If ItHofMK isn’t clas­si­cal music — if it is, in fact, baroque or roco­co or pas­tiche or water-ele­men­tal music — rest assured that it is far more clas­si­cal than the rest of the music I lis­ten to.
** Don’t both­er. Unless you like loud, vio­lent revenge fan­tasies fea­tur­ing ludi­crous physics and 0.9 sec­onds of Angeli­na Jolie’s naked butt.

Really now? The Gyrocaptain?

Tonight, flip­ping through my chan­nels, I came across this listing:

Beg pardon?

Cast your mind to The Road War­rior. Who comes imme­di­ate­ly to mind?

I know, I know. It’s these two guys, right?

It must be, because they’re the ones list­ed first. Last billing goes to this unknown actor, Melvin Something-or-other…

What ever became of him, anyways?