Or is it Category 7?
…the perfect internet celebrity would be a somewhat slow-witted centaur. In a Darth Vader outfit.
Part-time prevaricator
Or is it Category 7?
…the perfect internet celebrity would be a somewhat slow-witted centaur. In a Darth Vader outfit.
I went and saw the new Indy Jones picture-show* tonight, and…
…well…
…it wasn’t the film I was hoping for, but I suppose it was the film I was expecting.
Too many knowing nods to the audience; too many hat-related gags, like they’re trying to work an entire trilogy’s worth into one script; too much of Shia Leboeuf**—who may be a fine actor in his own right, I have no idea, but he’s not up to par with Harrison “Henry Jones Jr.” Ford; and an over-the-top climax that made me feel like they were trying to out-everything everything.
It almost felt like they made the movie, watched it, and said, “Needs more… something.” So they crammed it right full of in-jokes, winks, and armies of CG monkeys, ants, and gophers, when what it needed was more, let’s see, coherence.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: It’s like Raiders of the Lost Ark, with more cowbell.
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* You know. The talky.
** I’m sure I spelled that wrong, but I’m not inclined to look it up.
This may be the nerdiest thing I’ve written here yet:
I got tuned in to a piece of tech news by a webcomic:

I think now I grok the reasoning behind the large fonts in Web 2.0 applications:
It’s so you can still log in even if you’re drunk.
I mean, I’m pretty buzzed right now, and I can still sign into tumblr.
Holy, holy crap.
So I changed my little blog header the other day, to read “Specializing in treckle lansing disputes”. This is, if you don’t know, a nod to Vernor Vinge’s novel A Fire Upon the Deep, wherein a posting to the Galactic Net (also known as the Net of a Million Lies) from Arbitration Arts Corporation at Firecloud Nebula contains the following:
Arbitration Arts specializes in treckle lansing disputes. As such, we
have few common business interests with natural races or Threats Group.
Now, three or four days later, when I do a Google search for “treckle lansing”, this blog is the first hit. Right above all the Russian copies of A Fire Upon the Deep hosted, one suspects illicitly, on the web.
Well, it amused me, anyways.
Update, June 2021: It’s still the top of the search listings. Weird.
From the front matter of Steven Brust’s Firefly fan-fic(ish) novel (found via Scalzi’s Whatever):
For people who care about such things, the book was written in emacs on a box running Mandrake Linux, then I used OpenOffice to format it for printing. The final layout for online publication was created with Microsoft Word and Adobe Acrobat. People who care about such things need to get a life.
I got to the last sentence and thought, Aw, that’s me.
(Of course, when I read the first sentence, I thought, Good heavens, man, there’s One True text editor, and that’s vi. Go go gadget :%s/]*>//gi .
It would seem that I’m a nerd.)
Ok, so here’s the second half of the William Gibson Weekend story. Told as a Thursday Thirteen, because that way I can kill two birds with one stone.
Lawrence Hill and Linda Leith move characters through changing landscapes. Brenda Hasiuk, David Chariandy, and Marie-Claire Blais [who was the no-show, IIRC] gather intersecting characters in one space. William Gibson hooks these two ends of the spectrum and complicates it with virtual dimensions.
This weekend I: saw, and had a brief chat with, William Gibson; did nage-no-kata with the head of the Canadian Grading Board for judo, and also had a brief intro to the first set of ju-no-kata; drew Darth Vader in Crayola crayon; and heard the cutest version of the ABC song I think I’ll ever hear.
Friday
I took the day off, since I wanted to be able to get to the reading at 2:30 PM. I left town about 11:30 AM, a little later than I meant to, but isn’t that always the way? Barreled down the highway, got into the city at about 1:15 PM or so, then made my way through the tail end of the noon rush to Portage Place. The reading was at the McNally Robinson bookstore on the main floor, in the little eatery there. I got into the store, and the food smelled so good. I regretted eating at McDonald’s in Portage, but I’d been hungry.
There weren’t any tables free. There were, however, quite a few tables with one person at them, and most of them looked like they were there for the reading. I was just trying to figure out who I was going to approach when two women got up from a table directly in front of the reading area and said they were leaving, and I could have their table if I wanted. Uh, yes. Thanks.
So I sat down, and the waiter came around, brought me a water and a menu. I ordered a root beer and waited. It was 2:00 PM, half an hour yet to go. A girl showed up, looking like she needed a seat, so I offered her a spot at my table. We chatted about writing for a while, then the reading began.
Gibson read from his latest book, Spook Country, which I finished reading last week, and thoroughly enjoyed. It’s set in the present day; as he’s said in recent interviews, the present is pretty much science fiction these days. After he and the poet John Havelda did their readings, there was about a half an hour Q&A with the audience. Some good questions were asked, on the nature of language (both authors like to play with language; Gibson, after all, coined the term cyberspace back in nineteen-eighty-what-have-you, and Havelda is (IIRC) a Hungarian poet, raised in England, now living in Portugal with his Portugese wife), on the future of books, and the like. Afterwards I was one of the first in line, and I got my beat-up old copy of Mona Lisa Overdrive* signed by Gibson.
to be continued…
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* I couldn’t find my copy of Neuromancer.