March 2009

1. Recap.
2. Dra­ma.
3. Con­tes­tants talk­ing to the camera.
4. Dra­ma.
5. Com­mer­cials.
6. Repeat 2–5 as required.
7. Big, unfore­seen twist.
8. Vot­ing.
9. Dra­ma.
10. Cry­ing.
11. Cred­its.
12. Pre­view of next week.
13. Off-screen: Two real­i­ty-show pro­duc­ers meet up at the bank, but can’t actu­al­ly speak to each oth­er because they’re laugh­ing so hard they’re lucky they can even breathe.

{edit}—I guess I could’ve saved this for a Thurs­day Thir­teen. Is that even a meme anymore?