Recipe for reality TV

  1. Recap.
  2. Drama.
  3. Contestants talking to the camera.
  4. Drama.
  5. Commercials.
  6. Repeat 2-5 as required.
  7. Big, unforeseen twist.
  8. Voting.
  9. Drama.
  10. Crying.
  11. Credits.
  12. Preview of next week.
  13. Off-screen: Two reality-show producers meet up at the bank, but can’t actually speak to each other because they’re laughing so hard they’re lucky they can even breathe.

{edit}—I guess I could’ve saved this for a Thursday Thirteen. Is that even a meme anymore?