Cleaning out a box in the office, and what do I find? That’s right, my kindergarten photo.
Part-time prevaricator
Like Vonnegut said, “So it goes.” Poo-too-weet!
Cleaning out a box in the office, and what do I find? That’s right, my kindergarten photo.
Hoss[1]Our name for any of the wild rabbits we see around town. Short for “hasenpfeffer”. came and chilled in our yard for a while. Above is a photo of a biiiiiiiiiig stretch last evening.
He was there this morning at 8:30.

And he didn’t look like he’d moved much by 1 pm.

He had departed by 4:30 pm, but something tells me he’ll be back.
I guess I’d better read this, which a friend has kindly lent to me. (Thanks, Caryl!)

Footnotes
| ↑1 | Our name for any of the wild rabbits we see around town. Short for “hasenpfeffer”. |
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I got back earlier today from a camping trip to Manipogo with three other gentlemen. We ate like kings, drank some fiery drinks, enjoyed a ridiculous game or six of “Chicken Time Warp”, paddled on the lake, stared at the stars, discussed the world’s problems, and generally had a relaxing time.
Same time(ish) next year, guys.
My birthday’s fast approaching, and so Facebook, as is their wont, has tried to convince me to set up a fundraiser on their platform. I’m not interested in helping Facebook out with their reputation, though, so instead I’m going to do it here on my own, much smaller platform.
If you’d like to do something good for my birthday, please donate to a charity of your choice. Any charity will do. If you can’t think of one, I’m fond of these:
Thanks, and happy birthday to you all! (You know, whenever your birthday happens to fall.)
Photo by Richard Burlton on Unsplash.
From 5:30pm to 8:30pm last night[1]Which was, we realized, the 25th anniversary of the day we moved into the house, we had 16 trick-or-treaters show up at our place.
We turned off the light about 9:20pm, and we’ve got a bunch of candy left.
Footnotes
| ↑1 | Which was, we realized, the 25th anniversary of the day we moved into the house |
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“Explain,” said the interrogation machine. “Describe their culture.”
“They have an important celebration,” said E.T., “called Hollow Bean. Everyone carves faces in fruit squashes and dresses up in sheets.”
“Who holds this celebration?”
“The children, who actually rule the Blue Planet of Earth. They are more intelligent than the older people and outrun them on bicycles.”
The machine whirled around him again. “And what is the purpose of this celebration?”
“To collect the all-important food.”
“Which is?”
“Candy.”
—William Kotzwinkle, E.T. The Book of the Green Planet. 1985, Berkeley Books.
Happy Hollow Bean, everyone! And b. good.
Photo by Zdeněk Macháček on Unsplash.
This morning, on the radio, the very first news story I heard was about how the provincial English exam got postponed[1]Or canceled, who knows. because they had, to use Manitoba Education’s words, “an issue regarding necessary permissions to use materials.” And I laughed.
Continue reading “The “The Two Seasons” incident”Footnotes
| ↑1 | Or canceled, who knows. |
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