Well, it’d be hard to lose in the parking lot…
Ne-e-e-e-e-erd!
Things that annoy me

Attention drivers in my town: This sign means “No Left Turns”. It applies to you. Yes, even you. If you see this sign, you are not allowed by law to make a left turn.
Not even in the Wal-Mart parking lot.
What right-thinking, rational individual decided that, in the VBScript language, the Boolean value False would equate to 0, and True would equal ‑1? I mean really.
Or were there CInt(False) right-thinking, rational individuals on the team that created the VBScript specs and code? Hmmm, that would explain quite a lot.
They’re Made Out of Meat
If you’ve read and enjoyed Terry Bisson’s story “They’re Made Out of Meat”, you need to see this film. If you haven’t read it, and you like oddball SF, then you need to see it, too.
The story itself is online, too.
Found via BoingBoing. (where else, really?)
Great software
PHP Designer 2006 is some nice software, let me tell you. And free.
That is all.
The spammers have found me
If you need any phenterimine (whatever that is), I know a guy who can hook you up. I’ll just have to trawl through some logfiles to get his email address. Oh wait, nevermind. That email address looks fake.
So I installed Dr. Dave’s Spam Karma v2.2. Here’s hopin’…
The coolest site you’ll see today
User-submitted tips & tricks to make your life easier. Way cool, as far as I’m concerned.
Notes to self
- Save frequently.
- Don’t give The Gimp real-time priority when it’s already running at 99% of the CPU.
- Baking bread when you’re hungry doesn’t make you any less hungry.
You’d think I’d already know all these things.
Not sure what happened…
…but my WordPress had to be reinstalled. I don’t have time to troll the logs right now, but I’ll have a look tomorrow and see if I can figure out what’s up.
Enjoy the new/old look; it’s probably gonna change before too long.
“Everything that never happened” update #1
So I’m at 5200 words so far, and here’s the ship that serves as inspiration for the good ship Mandalay in the story:

It’s called the Nonsuch, and it’s in the Manitoba Museum. I’ve been aboard probably a dozen times. IMHO, it’s the coolest exhibit in the museum.
Later!
On the plus side…
…I found this photo today on Flickr. I think it’s one of the funniest uses I’ve seen for Lego. Especially the look on that poor castaway’s face.

