Comparative Gourmetology

If you’ve nev­er had pou­tine — if you don’t know what pou­tine is — it’s a French Cana­di­an food, con­sist­ing of French fries, gravy, and cheese curds.

I nev­er thought I’d eat a food that made pou­tine seem light in com­par­i­son, but that’s because I’d nev­er had a “Chick­en Bake” from Cost­co before tonight.

Yikes. I ate less than half the thing and I still feel like I may nev­er be able to eat again.