You may address me as “Your Worship” from here on out…

…since, thanks to Doug, I now know that my Pecu­liar Aris­to­crat­ic Name is Bish­op Lord Patrick the Gluti­nous: of Heffton St Mal­let. Note that’s “Gluti­nous”, like “Pills­bury Dough-boy”, as opposed to “Glut­to­nous”, as in “Hen­ry VIII”. Not sure that it’s real­ly any bet­ter, mind you, just dif­fer­ent.

End com­mu­ni­ca­tion.