You may address me as “Your Worship” from here on out…

…since, thanks to Doug, I now know that my Peculiar Aristocratic Name is Bishop Lord Patrick the Glutinous: of Heffton St Mallet. Note that’s “Glutinous”, like “Pillsbury Dough-boy”, as opposed to “Gluttonous”, as in “Henry VIII”. Not sure that it’s really any better, mind you, just different.

End communication.