As rejection letters go…

…it’s a pret­ty good one.

I sub­mit­ted a short-sto­ry pro­pos­al for a forth­com­ing anthol­o­gy in hon­our of Sir Ter­ry Pratch­ett. I knew going in that it was a long shot — they’re look­ing for humor­ous writ­ing, and the sto­ry I pro­posed is about a 9‑year-old child deal­ing with his father’s can­cer diag­no­sis — so I was­n’t ter­ri­bly1 surprised.

From the rejec­tion let­ter2 itself:

The rea­son we didn’t select your work on this occa­sion was that

  • It did­n’t quite have the humor­ous char­ac­ter­is­tics we’re look­ing for.
  • The sam­ple was occa­sion­al­ly a lit­tle con­fus­ing.3

  • We both enjoyed your sto­ry, and it was a close call as far as sub­mis­sions went.

  • Please don’t judo us for the rejec­tion, and best of luck in your future writ­ing projects.

Please under­stand that while your mate­r­i­al does not fit the bill for our cur­rent project, we encour­age you to con­tin­ue writ­ing, and wish you the best of luck in future. 

So… I will con­tin­ue with this lit­tle tale, and find a new mar­ket for it. (Any­one inter­est­ed? It’s about the col­li­sion of fan­ta­sy worlds and real-life pain.)

 


  1. Ini­tial­ly I wrote real­ly here, but I recent­ly went over this list with my appren­tices, and maybe I should try to prac­tice what I preach. 
  2. Well, email. 
  3. My dar­ling wife, read­ing over my shoul­der, said, “See? That’s what I keep say­ing too!” 

Short fantasies

There’s an arti­cle in The Guardian by one Natasha Pul­ley which posits that prop­er fan­ta­sy world-build­ing can’t be accom­plished in a short sto­ry, and that’s why so many fan­ta­sy nov­els these days are a) hefty and b) con­tin­ued in mul­ti-vol­ume series.

I offer the fol­low­ing counterpoints:

  • the short fan­tasies of Michael Swan­wick (for exam­ple, “The Drag­on Line” or “Radio Waves”)

  • the very exis­tence of the Mag­a­zine of Fan­ta­sy and Sci­ence Fiction

  • …and Beneath Cease­less Skies

  • …and Fan­ta­sy Faction

  • …and so forth.

Action scenes

Ear­li­er this week I read an arti­cle on io9 about why you should­n’t write action scenes, an arti­cle aimed at screen­writ­ers, espe­cial­ly those mak­ing big-bud­get action movies. Then this after­noon, I went to see one of the biggest action films cur­rent­ly in the­atres: Avengers: Age of Ultron.

From the article:

You don’t do an action sequence for the sake of doing a damn action sequence — you do an action sequence because it’s a new or more effec­tive way to advance your char­ac­ter or story. 

Ultron fea­tured a lot — a lot — of action sequences. The bulk of them, to my eye, were action for the sake of action. A few of them — the mass fight at the start, for exam­ple — fea­tured some char­ac­ter build­ing. Among oth­er things, it estab­lished the team as an actu­al, cohe­sive team, and it showed the start of the Widow/Hulk sto­ry­line. But a lot of the lat­er action sequences were there, it seemed, to Make Things Explode. More than once I found myself won­der­ing when they were going to get back to the sto­ry. (That, or try­ing to cal­cu­late just how much mon­ey Stark’s rebuild­ing fund must burn through in a year. It’s got to be a lot.)

This is not to say I did­n’t enjoy the movie. I liked it. It was a pleas­ant diver­sion. For a big stu­pid fun movie, it was decent­ly smart (though the whole plot hinged on a cou­ple of super­ge­nius sci­en­tists mak­ing some pret­ty bone­head­ed decisions).

Once more, quot­ing from the article:

Don’t write action sequences. Write sus­pense sequences that require action to resolve. 

We’ll call Ultron a par­tial suc­cess there. Here’s hop­ing that the next film I see — slat­ed to be Mad Max: Fury Road1 — does as well or better.


Update: I watched Mad Max: Fury Road on the hol­i­day Mon­day. Even though the movie is one pro­tract­ed action scene (or maybe it’s more like a dozen or so action scenes, linked togeth­er with brief paus­es so the audi­ence can catch their col­lec­tive breath), it had more char­ac­ter devel­op­ment and sense of sto­ry than Avengers: Age of Ultron. So that’s a win.


  1. I appear to have a thing for com­mas2 colons in movie titles. 
  2. Typo. Gah! 

Daily SF: “Person to Person”

Update: Well, today’s the day. “Per­son to Per­son” is now up on DSF’s site.

On May 18th, my short sto­ry “Per­son to Per­son” will appear in Dai­ly Sci­ence Fic­tion. When it’s post­ed, I’ll be sure to add a link to his post.

Here’s a teaser:

Jake called from Heav­en again.

That’s the first line, and it just came to me, a gift from on high1, and I knew I had to use it. I spent some time decid­ing whether I meant it lit­er­al­ly or not; once that was set­tled, the sto­ry essen­tial­ly wrote itself (which is in itself anoth­er gift).


  1. cf. “Res­ur­rec­tion Radio” and the long-ges­tat­ing Every­thing that Nev­er Hap­pened

Miyazaki on writing

I’ve become skep­ti­cal of the unwrit­ten rule that just because a boy and girl appear in the same fea­ture, a romance must ensue. Rather, I want to por­tray a slight­ly dif­fer­ent rela­tion­ship, one where the two mutu­al­ly inspire each oth­er to live — if I’m able to, then per­haps I’ll be clos­er to por­tray­ing a true expres­sion of love.
— Hayao Miyaza­ki (source)

Celebrate Short Fiction Day

On the short­est day of the North­ern year, take some time to enjoy some short fiction.

You can thank Pix­el Hall Press for the idea.

Here’s some of my short fic­tion, free every day for you, but high­light­ed today as the sol­stice approaches:

Some of these sto­ries fea­ture strong lan­guage and adult situations.

Amazon v. English Punctuation

Appar­ent­ly Amazon.com is not a fan of hyphens (note to those with an F‑bomb sen­si­tiv­i­ty: the linked arti­cle con­tains a few). This is ludi­crous for a lot of reasons:

  1. Hyphens are absolute­ly nec­es­sary in some sit­u­a­tions (there’s the “one night­stand” vs. “one-night stand” that the ref­er­enced post brings up, and phras­es like “twen­ty-year lease”, “hun­dred-dol­lar bill”, “the whole good-ver­sus-evil trope” all use them).
  2. Hyphens1 are used in Eng­lish for var­i­ous rea­sons, and any­one who’s read most any book that does­n’t have more pic­tures than words — what my nephews charm­ing­ly refer to as “chap­ter books” — has encoun­tered them, and puz­zled out how they work. A prac­ticed read­er’s eye will sim­ply skip over them. They’re a near­ly invis­i­ble piece of punc­tu­a­tion, their func­tion in any giv­en sit­u­a­tion transparent.
  3. If hun­dreds or thou­sands of peo­ple have read a book with­out any trou­bles, then it should take more than one com­plaint to sud­den­ly make Ama­zon (or any algo­rithm with an iota of fair­ness cod­ed into it) decide to even flag a book for trou­ble, let alone remove it from circulation.

I haven’t read the book in ques­tion; I had­n’t heard of this par­tic­u­lar author before I read a post in the Fic­tion Writ­ers’ group on Face­book regard­ing this par­tic­u­lar post.

Check­ing out the pre­view of his nov­el, here are the first few hyphen/dash uses I came across:

  • …a tall, grey-haired man…”
  • …Mac-10…”
  • …Mid-thir­ties…”
  • …drug-fuelled sex act…”
  • …Not the sort of men­tal image you want of your mother-in-law…”

They all look cor­rect, in my stud­ied opin­ion. I sup­pose you could replace moth­er-in-law with moth­er in law, but even that looks bet­ter to my eye with the dash­es. (I’d spell it fueled, and I sus­pect the weapon in ques­tion is a MAC-10, but the nit­picks there don’t involve the dashes.)

As pre­sent­ed, this is a ludi­crous sit­u­a­tion, one that I sure­ly hope Ama­zon will correct.

(It might be nice, though, to read Cor­mac McCarthy’s The Road with some punc­tu­a­tion. Actu­al­ly, no; I can’t envi­sion a punc­tu­a­tion sys­tem that would ever make The Road a nice read. Not even scratch-‘n’-sniff daisies and smi­ley faces on every page.)


  1. Fine, hyphens and var­i­ous species of dash. Typog­ra­phers know the dif­fer­ences, and can lec­ture you at length about them. For the sake of brevi­ty I’m lump­ing them all — utter­ly incor­rect­ly — under the “hyphen” ban­ner. Mea cul­pa

Rebutting Yann Martel

This past week­end I spent 2½ all-too-short hours with ten oth­er Man­i­to­ba writ­ers in a round­table with Man Book­er-prize win­ning author Yann Mar­tel. There was a great deal said about writ­ing: the whys and where­fores, the hows, the fact that no one real­ly writes for mon­ey. (Mon­ey’s nice, but you write to write. To exor­cise demons, to enter­tain, to process the world — all these come long before mon­ey, assum­ing that mon­ey ever comes.)

There were at least three genre writ­ers there, and the dis­cus­sion came up of lit­er­a­ture vs. genre. I was pleased that Yann was­n’t the snob­by type that gazes down his nose at the appar­ent ghet­to of genre. (In fact, I may be snob­bier — he read The Da Vin­ci Code to its end, where­as I gave up on it at about page 60.)

One point that he made, how­ev­er, kind of stuck in my craw. He claimed that lit­er­a­ture can wring emo­tion from a read­er far more effec­tive­ly than SF, or fan­ta­sy, or mys­tery ever can. He posit­ed that in 100 years’ time, Stephen King will be large­ly for­got­ten, but Dick­ens will live on, because the read­er con­nects on a deep­er, more emo­tion­al lev­el. He said he can’t think of a sin­gle SF nov­el that’s made some­one cry.

Well, here are two nov­el that suc­ceed­ed in mak­ing me tear up:

  • Cir­cuit of Heav­en, by Den­nis Dan­vers — It’s Romeo & Juli­et for the mind-upload­ing set, in essence. Star-crossed lovers, sep­a­rat­ed by the life that may come after death.
  • The Dark Tow­er, by Stephen King. The chap­ter that did it for me is “In This Haze of Green & Gold”. If you’ve read the saga, you know why. (Also, “ ‘Olan” kind of got me, too.)
https://www.tumblr.com/myjetpack/23725103159

Today’s writing lesson

…cour­tesy of an io9 arti­cle about Hell­rais­er.

[…] I think what the mon­sters in movies have to say for them­selves is every bit as inter­est­ing as what the human beings have to say. That’s why in stalk and slash films I feel that half the sto­ry is miss­ing. These crea­tures sim­ply become, in a very bor­ing way, abstrac­tions of evil. Evil is nev­er abstract. It is always con­crete, always par­tic­u­lar and always vest­ed in indi­vid­u­als. To deny the crea­tures as indi­vid­u­als the right to speak, to actu­al­ly state their case, is perverse—because I want to hear the Dev­il speak. I think that’s a British atti­tude. I like the idea that a point of view can be made by the dark side.
—Clive Barker
(empha­sis mine) 

I think it’s a Cana­di­an atti­tude, too. Or maybe I lean more to the British than the Amer­i­can point of view on such matters.

I’m not par­tic­u­lar­ly fond of hor­ror films, and so I’ve nev­er actu­al­ly seen Hell­rais­er. Now I sort of want to.

Something useful on the Internet

(Well, use­ful for some­one of my ilk, at any rate.)

Today I learned that there’s an Open Exo­plan­et Cat­a­logue online, with all the cur­rent­ly-known extra­so­lar plan­ets list­ed. This will come in handy, I’m sure, when writ­ing sci­ence fiction.

It lives at the inter­sec­tion of astron­o­my and Open Source:

The Open Exo­plan­et Cat­a­logue is a cat­a­logue of all dis­cov­ered extra-solar plan­ets. It is a new kind of astro­nom­i­cal data­base, based on small text files and a dis­trib­uted ver­sion con­trol sys­tem. It is decen­tral­ized and com­plete­ly open. Con­tri­bu­tion and cor­rec­tions are wel­come. The Open Exo­plan­et Cat­a­logue is fur­ther­more the only cat­a­logue that can cor­rect­ly rep­re­sent the orbital struc­ture of plan­ets in arbi­trary bina­ry, triple and quadru­ple star sys­tems as well as orphan planets. 

It even has, as they put it, “an xkcd-style bub­ble chart” of the planets.

found via this io9 story

Musi­cal pair­ing: “We Are Not Alone”, Voivod