April First

An image of several explosions all in a row

My sin­gle favourite April Fools’ Day joke came about some­time in the first decade of this cen­tu­ry. An online enter­tain­ment news source post­ed a sto­ry about how Gene Wolfe’s The Book of the New Sun tetral­o­gy[1]Sort of. I guess it depends how you count Urth of the New Sun. had final­ly—final­ly—been picked up by Hol­ly­wood for an adaptation.

It was to be direct­ed by one Michael Bay.

(If you know why this is fun­ny, then you are—like me—a nerd.)


I just remem­bered a sec­ond great April Fools’ Day joke. Back in the day when X was still Twit­ter, and was only kind of ter­ri­ble instead of being a full-on Nazi bar, there was a par­o­dy account called @stats_canada[2]They’re still there, but haven’t post­ed since 2021.. They would post ridicu­lous statistics—eg, “50% of look­ing smart while watch­ing the Olympics is just mut­ter­ing “poor form” every few minutes”.

One year, on April 1st, they post­ed noth­ing but accu­rate Cana­di­an statistics.

Head­er image by Luke Jerne­j­cic on Unsplash.

Foot­notes

Foot­notes
1 Sort of. I guess it depends how you count Urth of the New Sun.
2 They’re still there, but haven’t post­ed since 2021.