A non-standard Christmas poem

So yeah. If you’re offend­ed by the idea of some­one man­gling “ ‘Twas the Night Before Christ­mas”, then move along. There are many oth­er posts here that you might enjoy.

For those of you that remain: H. R. Giger[*] reads “ ‘Twas the Night Before Christ­mas”.

[*] Not real­ly H. R. Giger.