13 hours late

13 things that are gettin’ old

  1. Bald heads with full beards
  2. Rain in the summer of aught-nine
  3. Dodge Calibers
  4. Not winning the lottery
  5. Binary logic outside of computers
  6. Text-messaging shorthand English anywhere but in a text message
  7. Curmudgeonly lists
  8. 3000 extra people in my way
  9. Quentin Tarantino’s insistence on not editing
  10. Firefox updates
  11. Internet message boards
  12. Ironic quotemarks
  13. Microsoft FrontPage