13 hours late

13 things that are get­tin’ old

  1. Bald heads with full beards
  2. Rain in the sum­mer of aught-nine
  3. Dodge Cal­ibers
  4. Not win­ning the lot­tery
  5. Bina­ry log­ic out­side of com­put­ers
  6. Text-mes­sag­ing short­hand Eng­lish any­where but in a text mes­sage
  7. Cur­mud­geon­ly lists
  8. 3000 extra peo­ple in my way
  9. Quentin Tarantino’s insis­tence on not edit­ing
  10. Fire­fox updates
  11. Inter­net mes­sage boards
  12. Iron­ic quotemarks
  13. Microsoft Front­Page