One step closer to a theory of everything

May 6th was McHap­py Day, when McDonald’s restau­rants donat­ed a por­tion of sales to children’s char­i­ties.

May 5th was Cin­co de Mayo, large­ly cel­e­brat­ed around these parts by going to Mex­i­can restau­rants and drink­ing booze that makes you think of Mex­i­co.

∴ if you woke up on the 6th with a hor­ri­ble hang­over from your Cin­co tequi­la-and-Coro­na ben­der, need­ing some greasy food stat — why not go to McD’s and at least gorge on Egg McMuffins for a good cause?

Coin­ci­dence, or clever mar­ket­ing by the Clown Prince of Cap­i­tal­ism?