The Oscars

So I watched part of the Oscars last night. I also played a video game dur­ing part of them, with the TV on in the back­ground. While I was play­ing my game, I heard some­one say that the Oscars had “gone green” this year. And I thought, Does that mean every­body walked to the the­atre? Or rode bicy­cles? Or even used pub­lic transportation?

Then I thought, Who am I kidding?