13 things to do with tomatoes

tomatoes

  1. Eat ’em with a lit­tle salt and pepper.
  2. Make a sandwich.
  3. Make sal­sa.
  4. Make soup.
  5. Make sal­ad.
  6. Make pas­ta sauce.
  7. Take pho­tos of ’em.
  8. Fail to come up with some­thing clever for #8.
  9. Throw ’em at peo­ple you don’t like.
  10. Per­form div­ina­tion based on the pat­terns of their seeds.
  11. Dye cot­ton.
  12. Make ketchup.
  13. Repeat list, because you plant­ed a dozen plants and they’re all doing incred­i­bly, stu­pid­ly well.