Eat ‘em with a lit­tle salt and pep­per. Make a sand­wich. Make salsa. Make soup. Make salad. Make pasta sauce. Take pho­tos of ‘em. Fail to come up with some­thing clever for #8. Throw ‘em at peo­ple you don’t like. Per­form div­ina­tion based on the pat­terns of their seeds. Dye cot­ton. Make ketchup. Repeat list, because you planted a dozen …