Not the best first date ever, thought Monica. I don’t think he’s said two words to me all day, he’s pretty weak since I’m doing all the pulling here, and his cologne smells an awful lot like varnish.
Still, he does dress like a pirate…
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Good one. Love the line about cologne smelling like varnish.
Yarrrrr
The smile is returned.
I had a date like that once. Aarrgh!
If she kisses him she can later say, “Shiver me splinters!”