…in “Andy’s Party”, which is (prob­a­bly) going to be my Kitchen Fic­tion entry. Excerpt: Ger­ald and Phil ran into Dean and Car­leen at the liquor mart. The party was BYOB, and so they were try­ing to decide between brands of vodka. Car­leen was a bit of a conois­seur, and so was try­ing to steer Dean toward …