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		<title>1 new photos on my Flickr stream</title>
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		<title>2 new photos on my Flickr stream</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<title>1 new photos on my Flickr stream</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<title>Joining the 21st century</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 04:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<title>A new photo on my Flickr stream</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<title>Solstice</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 05:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy solstice. So from here on out the days will just keep getting longer.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy solstice. So from here on out the days will just keep getting longer.</p>
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		<title>Synchronicity</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Currently I&#8217;m reading Vacuum Flowers, by the inimitable Michael Swanwick, for about the eighth or ninth time.  In it, people&#8217;s personalities can be temporarily altered by a type of programming called &#8220;wetprogramming&#8221;, since you&#8217;re programming the wetware of the person, &#8230; <a href="http://patrickjohanneson.com/deardiary/2011/12/synchronicity/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Currently I&#8217;m reading <a href="http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/729761.Vacuum_Flowers"><em>Vacuum Flowers</em></a>, by the inimitable <a href="http://floggingbabel.blogspot.com/">Michael Swanwick</a>, for about the eighth or ninth time.  In it, people&#8217;s personalities can be temporarily altered by a type of programming called &#8220;wetprogramming&#8221;, since you&#8217;re programming the wetware of the person, ie, the brain.  You don&#8217;t need special training to be a dentist, or a bodyguard, or a courier.  You just need someone with a wetware programmer and the right set of wafers to imprint the skills you need on your persona.</p>
<p>In the novel, people&#8217;s faces are painted to indicate what they&#8217;re currently programmed as.  Surgeons might wear an orange butterfly, couriers a green triangle, pierrots a harlequin mask.</p>
<p>Today I saw this photo on <a href="http://www.flickr.com/">Flickr</a>:</p>
<p><a title="The Definition of Beauty by Fallon Zophy, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/muchdidirage/1738726228/"><img src="http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2289/1738726228_ac63bffeb4.jpg" alt="The Definition of Beauty" width="386" height="500" /></a></p>
<p>&#8230;and part of me thought, I wonder what <em>that</em> paint might indicate.</p>
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		<title>8 new photos on my Flickr stream</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<title>&#8220;Exit Interview&#8221; reviewed</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A website called Diabolical Plots has taken it upon themselves to review pretty much anything and everything that Daily Science Fiction publishes.  In the last week or so, they got to the August 2011 stories, which include my short story, &#8230; <a href="http://patrickjohanneson.com/deardiary/2011/12/exit-interview-reviewed/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A website called <a title="Diabolical Plots" href="http://www.diabolicalplots.com/" target="_blank">Diabolical Plots</a> has taken it upon themselves to review pretty much anything and everything that <a href="http://dailysciencefiction.com/" target="_blank">Daily Science Fiction</a> publishes.  In the last week or so, they got to the August 2011 stories, which include my short story, &#8220;<a href="http://dailysciencefiction.com/science-fiction/aliens/patrick-johanneson/exit-interview" target="_blank">Exit Interview</a>&#8220;.</p>
<p>In short: they liked it.</p>
<blockquote><p>When I was asked to review “<strong>Exit Interview” </strong>by<strong> Patrick Johanneson </strong>(debut 8/3 and reviewed by Anonymous), I was pleased as I clearly remembered reading it the day it arrived in my inbox–always a good sign. I enjoyed it as much reading it a second time.<br />
<a title="August Reviews" href="http://www.diabolicalplots.com/?p=2407" target="_blank">More »</a></p></blockquote>
<p>They also pointed out that no less a luminary than Mike Resnick &#8212; <em>Mike Resnick!</em> &#8212; has sold a story to Daily SF. That&#8217;s some esteemed company to be in, methinks. (For those not in the know &#8212; Mike Resnick has been nominated for more Hugo Awards than any other science fiction writer.  Including Grandmasters like Asimov, Clarke, and Heinlein.)</p>
<p>So.  How&#8217;s <em>your</em> day been?</p>
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		<title>The creative cycle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ha ha ha sigh. see more hipster robot webcomics and pixel t-shirts]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha ha ha <em>sigh</em>.</p>
<p><a href="http://dieselsweeties.com"><img src="http://dieselsweeties.com/hstrips/0/2/9/5/02953.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />
see more <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com">hipster robot webcomics and pixel t-shirts</a></p>
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