1. Recap.
2. Drama.
3. Contestants talking to the camera.
4. Drama.
5. Commercials.
6. Repeat 2-5 as required.
7. Big, unforeseen twist.
8. Voting.
9. Drama.
10. Crying.
11. Credits.
12. Preview of next week.
13. Off-screen: Two reality-show producers meet up at the bank, but can’t actually speak to each other because they’re laughing so hard they’re lucky they can even breathe.

{edit}—I guess I could’ve saved this for a Thursday Thirteen. Is that even a meme anymore?