13 things to do with tomatoes

tomatoes

  1. Eat ‘em with a little salt and pepper.
  2. Make a sandwich.
  3. Make salsa.
  4. Make soup.
  5. Make salad.
  6. Make pasta sauce.
  7. Take photos of ‘em.
  8. Fail to come up with something clever for #8.
  9. Throw ‘em at people you don’t like.
  10. Perform divination based on the patterns of their seeds.
  11. Dye cotton.
  12. Make ketchup.
  13. Repeat list, because you planted a dozen plants and they’re all doing incredibly, stupidly well.