“Mar­garet?” “Yes, luv?” “Next time you buy tis­sues, would you be so kind as to buy the kind with the lotion in ‘em?” “And why’s that then?” “See, luv, when I get a cold, usin’ them reg­u­lar tis­sues is kind of like usin’ sand­pa­per to blow my nose.” “Oh Hubert, you exag­ger­ate so.” “I ask you, wife of mine, …