Monthly Archives: July 2006

Lamb

Lamb, a novel by Christo­pher Moore. The sub­ti­tle on this one is “The Gospel accord­ing to Biff, Christ’s child­hood pal”, so right off you should know if you’re the type that will enjoy this story, or the kind that maybe shouldn’t pick it up. Me, I’m the type that would enjoy this story. Hav­ing read Moore’s novel

Thirteen Literary Wonders

Inspired by Doug’s post on his favourite books, here are thir­teen pieces of text that I read in school. Some I liked, some I didn’t. Ones I liked There were sev­eral Norse Myths in one of the read­ers that I had in about Grade Five or so. They were there as sort of a com­pare and

Good Tunes

So I was out dri­ving around yes­ter­day. I dropped Kath­leen off at work, then had to go down to the other end of town* to get a par­cel in the mail. The radio started play­ing dreck, as it will some­times do, so I tried another sta­tion. Specif­i­cally, the local col­lege radio sta­tion. Like I’ve said

The Hotel

IMG_4416 Dis­cov­ered in colinedwards99’s Flickr pho­to­stream. …and to cap off your evening, what could be bet­ter than a roman­tic night at The Hexa­gon, the only four-star hotel in the West­ern Wastes? The hotel is pat­terned after the dis­tinc­tive shape of a snowflake, and fenced with a Wampa-proof perime­ter defence sys­tem, and our ever-changing enter­tain­ment and

The Trees

I’ve been busy with writ­ing lately; the Trees story (“Can’t See the Stars for the Trees” or what­ever I’m cur­rently call­ing it), so post­ing here has been a lit­tle spo­radic. Here’s a snip­pet from the story: Right from the start, the boy was a god­send. Toi and Chadow found him one evening, the sun just begin­ning

Thirteen synopses

One-sentence syn­opses for projects I’m work­ing on. Earth Fleet A mys­te­ri­ously empty Earth serves as back­drop and cat­a­lyst to a final, apoc­a­lyp­tic bat­tle between two war­ring human civ­i­liza­tions. The Cold­est War An army of ghosts, res­ur­rected in the outer solar sys­tem, bat­tles against incur­sions from the liv­ing in the inner sys­tem and a swarm of alien

Titles are hard

Or they can be, any­ways. I’m work­ing on expand­ing and com­plet­ing the first draft of a story I started in June. It’s set on a slice of a Dyson shell made of trees woven into each oth­ers’ root sys­tems, wrapped around a star and sent on its way into the inter­galac­tic dark. No one alive

The Big Snit is online

If you haven’t seen it, click here now. Appar­ently the NFB (that’s the National Film Board, a Cana­dian orga­ni­za­tion) has put a mit­t­ful of clas­sic short films online, includ­ing one of the fun­ni­est pieces of ani­ma­tions I’ve ever seen, “The Big Snit” by Richard Condie. Enjoy! (Found via BoingBoing.)

Holy crap, he did it

The “one red paper­clip” dude (Kyle Mac­Don­ald) took one year to trade up from a sin­gle red paper­clip to a house. Impres­sive. 14 trades, one year, and a house. Congratulations!

Wind

Last night a fero­cious wind went through town. There wasn’t any rain (not much, any­ways), but the wind got up to prob­a­bly about 100 km/h (~60 mph), and did a fair amount of dam­age. One co-worker said that he’d seen a truck crushed under a tree on his way to work. My place got off