Stop Me If You’ve Heard This OneSo this guy dies, see, and winds up at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks up from the Times crossword, gives him a quick once-over, and says, "Sorry, not taking any more." Read more »
Patrick Johanneson writes science fiction & fantasy. His work has been published in InterText, Ecclectica, On Spec, Tesseracts 14, and Daily Science Fiction. He won the Manitoba Short Fiction contest in ’04. Other fascinations include website programming, judo (which he teaches), Canadian and indie cinema, and Norse mythology. He lives in Manitoba with his wife Kathleen.
Il sait parler français, mais… lentement. Il né s’en sert pas beaucoup dans sa ville.